My Little Pony is 25?!
I couldn’t believe it when I opened my Happy Meal. Inside the usually-worthless little plastic bag which seems to be designed to frustrate kids and parents everywhere, I found this:

Not only that, the Happy Meal bag (what happened to the boxes?) was actually stamped “25th Anniversary.” For a moment I felt old.
Then I just grinned and chowed down on the wonderfully salty French fries, knowing just where I’ll put the pony: on my desk next to Speedy!

In case you can’t tell from the photo, Speedy Gonzales is a Pez dispenser. The coolest Pez dispenser ever.